Sounds like a standard September at our house. Honestly, when we have projects…we go big. The girls had 5 and 7 year birthdays this past week, which also coincided with torrential downpours and breaking ground on our addition. We have a serious clay situation in our front yard and the backyard…words fail me. When an engineer designs an addition, prepare for overbuilding. This addition is made of concrete and enough rebar to withstand ‘The Big One’, which might make more sense if we weren’t living in the Midwest.
Kit and Molly find their home.Chocolate Sheet Cake2 cups soy milk1 T. cider vinegar1 1/2 cups sugar2/3 cups oil ( I used canola)1 T. vanilla (optional)2 cups flour2/3 cups cocoa powder ( I used Nestle)1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda1 teaspoon baking powder1/2 teaspoon salt1.) Preheat oven to 350. Prepare your cake pan. I used the birthday as an excuse to buy a new metal cake pan, but a Pyrex casserole pan should work fine. Fold a sheet of parchment so it lays crosswise into a 9 x 13 pan and hangs up over the edges (this way you can ‘lift’ the cake out of the pan by the paper to the cooling rack) . Spray well with cooking spray.2.) Whisk soy and vinegar together in a medium bowl and let thicken. Then add the sugar, oil and vanilla. Mix well.3.) In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, soda, baking powder and salt. My cocoa and baking soda are always lumpy, so I sift mine into the bowl through a mesh strainer to get out the lumps.4.) Carefully dump and mix the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients. Just blend until most of the lumps are out. Don’t beat the heck out of it.5.) Pour batter into your prepared pan and bake for 20-25 minutes or until the center is set and you can poke a knife into the center and it comes out clean. Let the cake rest for a few minutes before lifting out and cooling on a rack. Cool completely before frosting.Chocolate FrostingYou’ll have extra, so don’t hesitate to take a few spoonfuls while baking.1 stick margarine, softened ( I use Fleischmann’s Unsalted Margarine)1/2 cup shortening1/8 teaspoon of salt, or a couple pinches.1 cup cocoa powder (I use Nestle)5 cups powdered sugar1/4 cup soymilk ( more if needed)1.) Cream the margarine and shortening until fluffy.2.) Add the salt and cocoa powder.3.) Add the powdered sugar slowly. You can add a little of the soymilk as you are trying to mix in all the powdered sugar if things get too thick.4.) Once all the powdered sugar is mixed in, you can start adding soymilk until you get the frosting thickness you want. Sometimes I like it dense, sometimes I like it fluffy and mousse-like.Lemon Sheet CakeThis is a great cake to try some coconut oil. The coconut flavor is very subtle and tastes rather buttery. I bought a big jar on Amazon for half the price of our local health food store, and only $1 shipping. Canola works fine, but you’ll need to crank up the lemon or vanilla flavors, otherwise the cake tastes like bland cornbread. Lemon oil is amazing stuff, I found mine at Williams-Sonoma but King Arthur has it by mail order. It lasts forever in the fridge.2 cups soy milk1 T. cider vinegar2/3 cup oil (I used melted coconut oil)1 1/2 cups sugar1 T. vanilla1/4 teaspoon lemon oil (or 1 teaspoon fine lemon zest, don’t use lemon extract or the cake will taste like floor polish)2 1/2 cups flour1/4 cup cornstarch1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder1 teaspoon baking soda1/2 teaspoon salt1.) Preheat oven to 350. Prepare your cake pan. I used the birthday as an excuse to buy a new metal cake pan, but a Pyrex casserole pan should work fine. Fold a sheet of parchment so it lays crosswise into a 9 x 13 pan and hangs up over the edges (this way you can ‘lift’ the cake out of the pan by the paper to the cooling rack) . Spray well with cooking spray.2.) Whisk soy and vinegar together in a medium bowl and let thicken. Then add the sugar, oil and flavorings. Mix well.3.) In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cornstarch, soda, baking powder and salt. My cornstarch and baking soda are always lumpy, so I sift mine into the bowl through a mesh strainer to get out the lumps.4.) Carefully dump and mix the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients. Just blend until most of the lumps are out. Don’t beat the heck out of it.5.) Pour batter into your prepared pan and bake for 20-25 minutes or until the center is set and you can poke a knife into the center and it comes out clean. Let the cake rest for a few minutes before lifting out and cooling on a rack. Cool completely before frosting.Lightly Lemony Frosting1 stick margarine, softened ( I use Fleischmann’s Unsalted Margarine)1/2 cup shortening1/8 teaspoon of salt, or a couple pinches.4 cups powdered sugar1/4 cup soymilk ( more if needed)1 teaspoon vanilla extract1/8 teaspoon lemon oil or 1/4 teaspoon fine lemon zest (not lemon extract)1.) Cream the margarine and shortening until fluffy.2.) Add the salt and cocoa powder.3.) Add the powdered sugar slowly. You can add a little of the soymilk as you are trying to mix in all the powdered sugar if things get too thick.4.) Once all the powdered sugar is mixed in, you can start adding soymilk until you get the frosting thickness you want. Sometimes I like it dense, sometimes I like it fluffy and mousse-like.
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…but someone needs to taste-test the CHOCOLATE!! In the wake of Valentine’s Day leftovers, and an impending baking challenge, I pulled out all the dairy, egg and nut-free chocolate from the pantry and did a little taste test. Yes, there is safe chocolate out there…you just have to look!
1.) Divvies: I love Divvies, their products are cute and the company has such a positive attitude. I also loved finding them in Disney World! Their chocolate chips are my standby. I order a 5 pound bag along with some cookies twice a year. They are full-sized semi-sweet chips and remind me of the intense chocolate in Ghirardelli semi-sweet chocolate chips. The price is $30 for 5 pounds, or $6.50 for a 1 pound bag (but why would you go small?) Their chocolate bars are so fun for a sweet treat. The Benjamint Crunch is a huge hit around here with little crispy shavings of peppermint candy mixed in the bar ($4/ bar).2.) Enjoy Life Chocolate Chips: These are mini chocolate chips, but are pretty intense on the chocolate flavor. They melt a bit too much in chocolate chip cookies or granola bars, but they are great for sprinkling on sundaes or rolling around the edges of ice-cream sandwiches. They cost $3.49 for 10 ounces and are being stocked more frequently in health food stores. They also make a chocolate bar called Boom Choco Boom ($1.99 for 1.4oz) that is a treat to snack on or chop into chunks.3.) Amanda’s Own: These are mini chocolate chips and look exactly like the Enjoy Life chips, but are more sweet/waxy and not as chocolaty as Enjoy Life. They cost $6.65 for 1 pound. These were not my favorite. I’ll save my money and buy Amanda’s Own amazing chocolate creations instead! Their shaped chocolates are truly their niche, where else can you get a dairy and egg-free chocolate advent calendar!!4.) No-Nuttin‘ 70% Dark Chocolate Chunks: Wow! Intense, bittersweet chocolate chunks. My girls love dark chocolate, so these were actually their favorite for snacking on and for adding to trail mix. These run $8.99 for 13 ounces, not the cheapest of the bunch, but a little goes a long way with these guys.
So my final report on the allergy-friendly chocolates: Divvies wins for the “normal” style of chocolate chip, Enjoy Life wins for being the only option I can find easily in a bind at my local health food store, Amanda’s Own chips are not something I will buy again but I will keep buying her amazing little shaped chocolates, No-Nuttin’ is something I’ll use only for special occasions and even then, it will be sparingly due to the strength of the chocolate.

1 week at Disney, All Known Princesses plus various Fairies met and autographed….and my girls are still talking about their favorite person of all….Chef Amber. Thank goodness there was one last page in the Princess Autograph Book for her to sign. Let me back up a bit and say that the trip was absolutely wonderful. Let me also say that despite being a pediatrician and surrounded by wonderful kids all the time…I am also plagued by a touch of cynicism ( I blame that on an overpriced medical education I’m still paying on at an ego-filled University, followed by residency out East in the backwoods filled with the consequences of poor parenting, absent dental hygiene, and an unfortunate trend in parental heroin use.) Disney Magic…bla bla bla bla…how good can they be? The answer..Really, Really, Good….like, still shaking my head in amazement….Good.









