Speedbump Kitchen on October 6th, 2009


Sounds like a standard September at our house. Honestly, when we have projects…we go big. The girls had 5 and 7 year birthdays this past week, which also coincided with torrential downpours and breaking ground on our addition. We have a serious clay situation in our front yard and the backyard…words fail me. When an engineer designs an addition, prepare for overbuilding. This addition is made of concrete and enough rebar to withstand ‘The Big One’, which might make more sense if we weren’t living in the Midwest.

I had a table full of cookbooks from the library on fancy fondant cakes and other crazy plans, but seeing the hole in my backyard pulled me back to reality. This year was the perfect chance to try out some Edible Images. Our local grocery store is one of the few left with an in-house bakery. My girls love gazing at the cakes and flipping through their glossy cake book to plan their birthdays. Lucky for me, after explaining our situation, the bakery has been willing to sell me their ‘cake toppers’ without a cake. This year, to my surprise and delight, they were willing to print and sell me an Edible Image with a photo to put on our allergen-friendly cakes. $4 each. Amazing. The cakes were chocolate and lemon, and we were split on which one was the best.
Add on a trip to American Girl Place to pick out their dolls, and you have a perfect September weekend. Now, if I could just fix that hole in our backyard…

So much dirt!!

Kit and Molly find their home.


Chocolate Sheet Cake
2 cups soy milk
1 T. cider vinegar
1 1/2 cups sugar
2/3 cups oil ( I used canola)
1 T. vanilla (optional)
2 cups flour
2/3 cups cocoa powder ( I used Nestle)
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1.) Preheat oven to 350. Prepare your cake pan. I used the birthday as an excuse to buy a new metal cake pan, but a Pyrex casserole pan should work fine. Fold a sheet of parchment so it lays crosswise into a 9 x 13 pan and hangs up over the edges (this way you can ‘lift’ the cake out of the pan by the paper to the cooling rack) . Spray well with cooking spray.
2.) Whisk soy and vinegar together in a medium bowl and let thicken. Then add the sugar, oil and vanilla. Mix well.
3.) In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, soda, baking powder and salt. My cocoa and baking soda are always lumpy, so I sift mine into the bowl through a mesh strainer to get out the lumps.
4.) Carefully dump and mix the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients. Just blend until most of the lumps are out. Don’t beat the heck out of it.
5.) Pour batter into your prepared pan and bake for 20-25 minutes or until the center is set and you can poke a knife into the center and it comes out clean. Let the cake rest for a few minutes before lifting out and cooling on a rack. Cool completely before frosting.
Chocolate Frosting
You’ll have extra, so don’t hesitate to take a few spoonfuls while baking.
1 stick margarine, softened ( I use Fleischmann’s Unsalted Margarine)
1/2 cup shortening
1/8 teaspoon of salt, or a couple pinches.
1 cup cocoa powder (I use Nestle)
5 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup soymilk ( more if needed)
1.) Cream the margarine and shortening until fluffy.
2.) Add the salt and cocoa powder.
3.) Add the powdered sugar slowly. You can add a little of the soymilk as you are trying to mix in all the powdered sugar if things get too thick.
4.) Once all the powdered sugar is mixed in, you can start adding soymilk until you get the frosting thickness you want. Sometimes I like it dense, sometimes I like it fluffy and mousse-like.
Lemon Sheet Cake
This is a great cake to try some coconut oil. The coconut flavor is very subtle and tastes rather buttery. I bought a big jar on Amazon for half the price of our local health food store, and only $1 shipping. Canola works fine, but you’ll need to crank up the lemon or vanilla flavors, otherwise the cake tastes like bland cornbread. Lemon oil is amazing stuff, I found mine at Williams-Sonoma but King Arthur has it by mail order. It lasts forever in the fridge.
2 cups soy milk
1 T. cider vinegar
2/3 cup oil (I used melted coconut oil)
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 T. vanilla
1/4 teaspoon lemon oil (or 1 teaspoon fine lemon zest, don’t use lemon extract or the cake will taste like floor polish)
2 1/2 cups flour
1/4 cup cornstarch
1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1.) Preheat oven to 350. Prepare your cake pan. I used the birthday as an excuse to buy a new metal cake pan, but a Pyrex casserole pan should work fine. Fold a sheet of parchment so it lays crosswise into a 9 x 13 pan and hangs up over the edges (this way you can ‘lift’ the cake out of the pan by the paper to the cooling rack) . Spray well with cooking spray.
2.) Whisk soy and vinegar together in a medium bowl and let thicken. Then add the sugar, oil and flavorings. Mix well.
3.) In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cornstarch, soda, baking powder and salt. My cornstarch and baking soda are always lumpy, so I sift mine into the bowl through a mesh strainer to get out the lumps.
4.) Carefully dump and mix the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients. Just blend until most of the lumps are out. Don’t beat the heck out of it.
5.) Pour batter into your prepared pan and bake for 20-25 minutes or until the center is set and you can poke a knife into the center and it comes out clean. Let the cake rest for a few minutes before lifting out and cooling on a rack. Cool completely before frosting.

Lightly Lemony Frosting
1 stick margarine, softened ( I use Fleischmann’s Unsalted Margarine)
1/2 cup shortening
1/8 teaspoon of salt, or a couple pinches.
4 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup soymilk ( more if needed)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/8 teaspoon lemon oil or 1/4 teaspoon fine lemon zest (not lemon extract)
1.) Cream the margarine and shortening until fluffy.
2.) Add the salt and cocoa powder.
3.) Add the powdered sugar slowly. You can add a little of the soymilk as you are trying to mix in all the powdered sugar if things get too thick.
4.) Once all the powdered sugar is mixed in, you can start adding soymilk until you get the frosting thickness you want. Sometimes I like it dense, sometimes I like it fluffy and mousse-like.

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Speedbump Kitchen on February 26th, 2009


…but someone needs to taste-test the CHOCOLATE!!  In the wake of  Valentine’s Day leftovers, and an impending baking challenge, I pulled out all the dairy, egg and nut-free chocolate from the pantry and did a little taste test.  Yes, there is safe chocolate out there…you just have to look!

  The chocolate we tried today were Divvies chocolate chips, Enjoy Life chocolate chips, Amanda’s Own chocolate chips, No-Nuttin chocolate chunks, a nibble on the Enjoy Life Dark Boom Choco Boom Bar, plus a few Amanda’s Own chocolate hearts and the rest of the Divvies Benjamint Crunch bar from Christmas (sorry those last 2 items were devoured before picture time!).  You can buy all these directly from their respective companies, but I ordered them all through peanutfreeplanet.com to get a little free shipping.
1.) Divvies:  I love Divvies, their products are cute and the company has such a positive attitude. I also loved finding them in Disney World! Their chocolate chips are my standby.  I order a 5 pound bag along with some cookies twice a year.  They are full-sized semi-sweet chips and remind me of the intense chocolate in Ghirardelli semi-sweet chocolate chips.  The price is $30 for 5 pounds, or $6.50 for a 1 pound bag (but why would you go small?) Their chocolate bars are so fun for a sweet treat.  The Benjamint Crunch is a huge hit around here with little crispy shavings of peppermint candy mixed in the bar ($4/ bar).
2.) Enjoy Life Chocolate Chips:  These are mini chocolate chips, but are pretty intense on the chocolate flavor.  They melt a bit too much in chocolate chip cookies or granola bars, but they are great for sprinkling on sundaes or rolling around the edges of ice-cream sandwiches.  They cost $3.49 for 10 ounces and are being stocked more frequently in health food stores.  They also make a chocolate bar called Boom Choco Boom ($1.99 for 1.4oz) that is a treat to snack on or chop into chunks.
3.) Amanda’s Own:  These are mini chocolate chips and look exactly like the Enjoy Life chips, but are more sweet/waxy and not as chocolaty as Enjoy Life.  They cost $6.65 for 1 pound. These were not my favorite.  I’ll save my money and buy Amanda’s Own amazing chocolate creations instead!  Their shaped chocolates are truly their niche, where else can you get a dairy and egg-free chocolate advent calendar!!
4.) No-Nuttin‘ 70% Dark Chocolate Chunks: Wow!  Intense, bittersweet chocolate chunks.  My girls love dark chocolate, so these were actually their favorite for snacking on and for adding to trail mix.  These run $8.99 for 13 ounces, not the cheapest of the bunch, but a little goes a long way with these guys.

So my final report on the allergy-friendly chocolates: Divvies wins for the “normal” style of chocolate chip, Enjoy Life wins for being the only option I can find easily in a bind at my local health food store, Amanda’s Own chips are not something I will buy again but I will keep buying her amazing little shaped chocolates, No-Nuttin’ is something I’ll use only for special occasions and even then, it will be sparingly due to the strength of the chocolate.

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Speedbump Kitchen on February 8th, 2009


1 week at Disney, All Known Princesses plus various Fairies met and autographed….and my girls are still talking about their favorite person of all….Chef Amber. Thank goodness there was one last page in the Princess Autograph Book for her to sign. Let me back up a bit and say that the trip was absolutely wonderful. Let me also say that despite being a pediatrician and surrounded by wonderful kids all the time…I am also plagued by a touch of cynicism ( I blame that on an overpriced medical education I’m still paying on at an ego-filled University, followed by residency out East in the backwoods filled with the consequences of poor parenting, absent dental hygiene, and an unfortunate trend in parental heroin use.) Disney Magic…bla bla bla bla…how good can they be? The answer..Really, Really, Good….like, still shaking my head in amazement….Good.

I had heard rumors that Disney was pretty good at handling food allergies. I was still a bit (ok, a lot) doubtful, so I ordered up a load of groceries to be delivered to our room, and packed my induction burner to do some cooking. Those back-ups were nice for breakfast, packing a lunch for a busy day, and dinner when we wanted to save a few bucks…but not necessary. We made reservations in advance, indicating Brynn’s allergies, for the California Grill, Yachtsman Steakhouse, Brown Derby, Princess Lunch at Akershus, and Rose and Crown. Granted, those are some of the nicer restaurants, but that was the end-of-the-day reward for mom and dad. And honestly, the $12 kid’s steak dinner is a steal when hot dogs and fries are $9 (plus the cost of Prevacid for mom).
All of the restaurants had kid’s meals with safe options, grilled chicken/steak, safe potato, vege with no butter. All of the restaurants had the chef come to the table to talk options. The visual of The Chef, was a big thing for Brynn. It really put her at ease and she ate all her meals without the constant nervous questioning that usually accompanies her meals…even when I am the cook.
The one restaurant that I was nervous about, ended out being the highlight of our trip. The Rose and Crown is in the UK portion of Epcot, chosen because it was a good spot to watch the fireworks. As we walked in, I could smell the fish and chips, looked at the kids menu with no safe option in sight…and my heart sank…we had made a terrible mistake. And then Chef Amber arrived, took over and spoke directly to Brynn. Steak? No problem, she had half of a steak left over from an allergic kid she’d cooked for earlier that day. Potato…how about french fries in a dedicated, no-fish, fryer? Veges…your choice, peas, carrots, green beans? And how about dessert? Divvies chocolate chip cookie sundae with Rice Dream ice cream and Mickey sprinkles…for two.
Just when we though Brynn’s heart would nearly burst with happiness, the staff told the girls that Mickey was stuck in the monorail and needed their help to start his fireworks. Those amazing, creative people, ushered the girls onto the deck with a Mickey Wand, and because they had watched the fireworks hundreds of times, were able to tell the girls where to point that wand to direct the fireworks. There is not a doubt in Brynn and Katie’s mind that they truly started and directed the fireworks. Add a Tinkerbell light from Chef Amber and a Tinkerbell pin from the staff…and you get Brynn, floating home saying “My eyes are sparkling and my heart is so full of joy…this is my most magical day ever.” I have to agree.


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Speedbump Kitchen on January 27th, 2009

The itch-free Princess Dresses! All seams covered, stretch velvet tops, the skirts are lined with cotton!  Tink and Cinderella are packed away as a surprise for next week!

Peanut-free loot!
Our trip to Disney World was the perfect excuse for me to make my first purchase from Peanut Free Planet to stock up on snacks and other fun stuff.  Despite the fact that we live in the second largest city in Michigan, the closest Whole Grocer is still 2 hours away…so this stuff is hard to come by.  
All their products are peanut free, and they further organize things into other allergen-free categories.  My favorites so far are the NoNuttin granola bars and caramel granola clusters, Gimbal’s every flavor jellybeans and Amanda’s Own princess chocolate lollypops.  They also sell individual cups of Sunbutter for dipping pretzels and the actual Sunbutter sunflower seeds for baking!  Shipping is free over $100…which is not a difficult number to reach once you start poking around and planning to stock up for Valentines Day lovin’ or Easter baskets.  
The NoNuttin company also has their own website and you can order a sample pack of everything they make for $10 with free shipping, which we did before investing all that cash in granola bars!  All their product are great, but I think their granola bars price out at…gulp…$1.30 or so a bar….which is why the allergic kid gets those and her non-allergic sister gets the cheaper option of Canadian-made Quaker chewy granola bars (I guess Quaker in Canada has peanut-free facilities, but the bars still have dairy so not appropriate for the allergic kid).

Happy little Belle!

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